tsunade y naruto

Noah took a step towards the ref, who immediately gave in. “Reiss is the winner, but will not compete in the next match!”

“Actually, it’s meant to mimic the effects of sunlight. UV light is what causes sunburns. Unfortunately, while easy to make, it’s not as effective as you might think. The light is too… artificial. It lacks the potency of real sunlight. I tested it numerous times while in Welindar, always trying to improve it, but it was never more than an irritant to the Profane and their parasites. It didn’t help that the lower-ranked fiends can endure the sunlight in exchange for their lesser strength. Even if it did hurt them, the damage was very minor. It was better to just stick with my regular weapons and magic, though I regret that it wasn’t in working condition when Lupin and I fought Kaisen. Perhaps it would have wounded him. These tralt jewels, on the other hand, are great for absorbing light and energy. Using these, I can capture true sunlight, augment it, and use it whenever I need.”

Considering what happened in MK10, it just makes this even funnier.D'Vorah had made a new species of bug, one that made anyone it stung to fall in love with and serve her. Her test subject would be an old enemy, Mileena. During the fight however, she'd accidently stung herself with one of her bugs, and now the two are locked in a eternal state of erotic lust.