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That turd and dingus Tatanga never came back after somehow kidnapping Daisy ever again the one time he did it (even used hypnosis on her kingdom's inhabitants), but bet cuz he's too scared of the spunky Daisy anyway, for another whooping, like she did to Bowser in an early Mario Party game!

“The sex was certainly interesting, but you have to admit, Shannon and I were on top a lot more than usual.”“Hey, you said you were feeling better and wanted some exercise. Men and women should spend equal time on top. I can’t be doing all the work.”

Harnessing all of his strength and gambling his life, Roc slammed Ingram square in the face with the stump of his missing arm. It was far from a graceful punch, more like a clumsy jab, but Ingram, so focused on everything else and having never expected such an attack in a thousand years, was utterly discombobulated by the hit, and inadvertently released Roc. Roc pulled away and escaped to the sky, with Ingram having just enough time to slow his descent and avoid a fatal impact. He still hit the ground with bone-breaking force, but he was alive. Roc landed beside him, staring at his vanquished opponent, with the crowd still trying to process what had happened. Until now, Roc had never acknowledged them, but now, he raised his missing arm, as though holding up an invisible fist in triumph, and the spectators erupted into cheers.