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“You’ll just have to wait and see, sailor. Now let’s clean you up before I take you home.” She leaned over and started licking and sucking my cock. Even that wasn’t bringing it back to life. “Better than a shower, no?” Carol said when she came up for air. “Let’s find our clothes.” She stood and walked towards the bedroom, my semen still flowing from her asshole.

As for Galvin, we’re lucky that regeneration serum managed to fix his injuries. Even with the Wassengel, no one would support a blind, dickless eunuch for a king. But no serum could fix his shattered mind.” She looked down at the manacle on her arm, similar in design to the one Galvin used to control the Wassengel, and with a similar purpose. “Still, perhaps it wasn’t without its silver lining. My son was supposed to be my key to the throne, but the little cretin failed me at every turn. Now he’s finally useful to me, and all I had to do was take away his free will and turn him into a good little puppet. This was simply the excuse to do what had to be done. I can feel him fighting for control, feel his resentment, but it’s no matter. He will serve the purpose for his birth whether he likes it or not.”